About
Coffeeshop Greenhouse Secret Farmers is a coffeeshop located in the city center of Den Haag. You can find them at Elandstraat 18. Highly rated at 4.8/5 on Google, this is one of the top coffeeshops in Den Haag. Known for its friendly staff, quality products and wide selection.
Opening Hours
Open until 00:00Menu
No weed products listed yet.
Reviews
S BO
i kinda liked the shop itself and it seemed premium. however i did get sold a bag of moldy weed, thankfully they refunded it without a hassle. when i came back a few weeks later though they STILL had it on the menu and honestly that is very worrisome
Daniel Stark
During our trip to the Netherlands we went one day to The Hague, September 4th, 2025, and that's the day we decided to try this particular kind of products that can only be found in this country (I couldn’t write this review till now, probably the owners have forgotten about us, but anyway). We had searched online and found that Greenhouse Secret Farmers was one of the best coffeeshops in the whole country, and there we went. I can't really rate the quality of the weed, as never before had I tried it, but I would definitely recommend the place. I don't smoke, but the cookies looked great, so each of us got a cookie and we ate it inside. Maybe we should have asked for guidance, as we had understood from the menu that one cookie had only 0,25 milligrams, which supposedly isn't much, but either the units or something doesn't add up, because it definitely was a strong dose, even more for such beginners. Anyway, I am glad we ate that there, and not at the hotel or anywhere else, because the way we got treated was priceless. The smoking room where we ate the cookie had a chess board game and two Play Stations, which was a lot of fun – great entertainment before we did get high. I really liked the mood they'd set there. But then, when the effects of the cookies began to kick in, well, it was quite insane. And the constant presence of smoke from other clients probably influenced quite a bit as well. There was a point when the seller/owner/guy from the counter entered the room and told me that I really should go outside (at first I got afraid 'cause I thought he was throwing me out, but he was doing it for my own good, I did need some fresh air). And he gave me and my pals some water and some sweets to get some sugar. After a while outside we finally recovered a bit and asked them to call us a taxi to the station, which they very kindly did. If anyone from Greenhouse Secret Farmers is reading this, I am deeply sorry for any inconvenience we may have caused, I'm aware that our behaviour wasn't maybe very discreet and we should have asked more before taking one whole cookie each of us. And I am very grateful for how well you nicely treated us; it could have been a very bad experience for us first-timers, had we had it at a worse place. Thank you very much, I hope you all and the store keep doing well.
Bronagh Gallagher
Really nice coffee shop! Great prices we came on Black Friday and they even had 20% off!! Will certainly be back
Lino Miranda
Great menu, great offer. The smoking area is super luxurious feeling and the coffee shop has amazing decoration. They also seek plenty of accessories. And the most important is their great staff! Imani helped me out and has a great music taste :)
Heidi Charlton
Love it here! Usually relatively quiet but good music and atmosphere very cosy. Always have some deals on some strains and love that you can buy dust !